Okay this is rather embarassing, but I actually FORGOT something thats going to be in your goodie bag you get upon entry. What’s worse is that I’ve had these the longest!

In any case you can successfully add one of the ASR door hangers to the already LUDICROUS amount of freebies you’re getting from me, SEGA and the SOS team whilst stocks last.

Arrived today, a box of goodies for Summer Of Sonic:

Stay tuned later this week for news on how a two-way radio can result in prizes, how you can get your hands on a unique piece of Archie goodness, why you should probably keep your throat in good nick in the run up to SOS and just how you could litterally be “up for the cup”.

I hear tell on the grapevine that despite my wonderous efforts and securing you very nice lanyards and Archie comics for free apparently there are apparently still fans out there STILL wanting more. Honestly, some people are never satisfied no matter what you give them. Who do you think you are, the Sonic fanba- oh… wait. That’d be right wouldn’t it.

Anyway when I said the lanyard was the last freebie item…. I LIEEEEEED.

We thought it’d be rather nice if you had something to carry around your SOS stuff in so let me present to you the SOS 10 drawstring bag, complete with Sonic and a special black cutout version of the SOS logo. It’s orange and hemmed in black, again, available to attendees whilst stocks last.

Please note as Sonic is lineart style this means Sonic’s eyes are also orange.

Yeah, go nuts with that one…

Isn’t life grand, you announce an awesome freebie for everyone, namely that they’re going to get some sort of free Archie comic* and then people start asking what else they’re getting. Tsk. Honestly. There’s no pleasing some people.

As a result we’ve all gone on strike. T-Bird is refusing to wear his hat, Urtheart’s refusing to be heartless, Flyboy Fox is presently chained to the railings outside Downing Street (well everybody needs a hobby I guess), Vger’s so annoyed he’s flown all the way to Japan to get away from you all, and Svend got so annoyed he cut off his long flowing danish locks in protest.

Shirt and neck not included

Okay, we’re kind of greatful for that one, but still its all your fault. I almost feel like not giving you this Summer of Sonic lanyard, which will be available whilst stocks last at the event.  This 20mm wide nylon double sided printed SOS lanyard is smooth as silk and available in SOS orange. Ideal for putting your (forthcoming!) ticket on – its almost as if I planned it somehow.

So there we go, something else we’re giving you.

That’s it, its all over, nothing more to see here.

….

Honest.

*I have been asked if the current nonsense over in the US – you know what I’m talking about – will affect the giveaway of the comics. The answer is absolutely not.